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In Reply to: RE: Here's an idea. Why don't you do it and report back? posted by geoffkait on June 28, 2023 at 10:32:20

"... The benefit of such a large reduction in visible and invisible background scattered light is a marked increase in signal to (noise + distortion) ratio. All improvements to the optical reading process are multiplied by a factor of two downstream. There is no substitute for Signal to Noise Ratio. ..."
There is so much wrong with this, I don't know where to start.
Bit depth determines SNR. CD's are 16-bit (at best, you can record 2-bit audio on a 16-bit medium).
Your tweak can NOT increase bit-depth unless, it re-records the original performance in a higher bit depth. To do that, you have also mastered time travel in both directions.
Once you are bit perfect, you can't increase SNR (bit depth) with magic films from a fixed bit-depth source.

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Time Travel? - gusser 11:24:19 06/28/23 (11)
He does that too!
Look up the "Clever Little Clock" on his WEB site
- https://www.machinadynamica.com/ (Open in New Window)
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- Quantum teleportation - geoffkait 03:14:18 06/29/23 (5)
  I have held the distance record for quantum teleportation for a great many years. Even the the Chinese s isn't it's have the official record of 870 miles (they started out with just a few meters) I have the unofficial record of 10,000 miles, set about 15 years ago. It was from Virginia to Australia, a lot more than 10,000 miles if there was a satellite link involved, which there probably was. So it was probably more than 44,000 miles. The Teleportation Tweak. Accept no substitutes.
  - China Shatters Quantum Teleportation Record (Open in New Window)
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  - " I have the unofficial record of 10,000 miles, set about 15 years ago" unofficial, who cares loser - Story 04:14:25 06/29/23 (4)
    - Are your mom's panties too tight? You're all riled up. Nt - geoffkait 09:38:03 06/29/23 (3)
      Nt
      - climb into your time machine and get lost loser - Story 10:15:59 06/29/23 (2)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Are your mom's panties too tight? You're all riled up. Nt posted by geoffkait on June 29, 2023 at 09:38:03
        
        See what I mean, Zippy? Your comebacks suck. Call mommy right now. Nt - geoffkait 10:22:38 06/29/23 (1)
        
        In Reply to: RE: climb into your time machine and get lost loser posted by Story on June 29, 2023 at 10:15:59
        
        Nt
        
        mom is real busy now, wile e fraudster - Story 10:50:20 06/29/23 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: See what I mean, Zippy? Your comebacks suck. Call mommy right now. Nt posted by geoffkait on June 29, 2023 at 10:22:38
        
        I'm taking up your valuable twighlight time and feeding you more shit to chew on while you fashion your next faux audio dream recipe. I'm sure you will think it sounds so much better in your Sony Walkman and won't wait for the next formal review of waste and worthlessness.
- RE: Time Travel? - emailtim 11:36:54 06/28/23 (4)
  He must have a few post-doctorates degrees in creative writing.
  
  I will give him that !!!
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  - You don't know what you don't know - geoffkait 03:29:56 06/29/23 (0)
    Learning new information can often be quite painful, people oft prefer to act like they know everything already.
    
    "An ordinary man has no means of deliverance."
    
    "A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
  - he's a classic and I'm surprised that AA continues to allow him to post his advertisements - Story 12:23:17 06/28/23 (2)
    he's insulting, derogatory, and annoying. Did I miss anything?
    
    He's a specimen, an old one in his eighties from Virginia
    - Satire ??? - emailtim 14:05:50 06/28/23 (1)
      Is his site satire or does he actually sell the stuff ?
      If people buy it, humanity is doomed more than I thought.
      He is actually advertising boxes of rocks.
      
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      - LOL and LOL again! /nt - Story 14:17:30 06/28/23 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Satire ??? posted by emailtim on June 28, 2023 at 14:05:50

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