Tweakers' Asylum

RE: How small?

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Tony Lauck

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In Reply to: RE: How small? posted by geoffkait on August 18, 2011 at 05:34:45

"Suppose an ant is sitting on a particular edge of a rock, and if suppose from that edge it moves even one inch from east to the west and due to this if the rocks gets shaken, it may cause a big earthquake � because of this tiny ant."

Tony Lauck

"Diversity is the law of nature; no two entities in this universe are uniform." - P.R. Sarkar

http://am-bhagavatadharma.com/greetings/sambhu%CC%81ti-and-m (Open in New Window)

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A male mouse fell in lust with an attractive female elephant.... - Enophile 11:53:47 08/19/11 (4)
One day, he couldn't resist his impulses any longer and ran up the elephant's back leg as she strolled by...then he mounted her, making sweet mouse love to her glorious female parts.

As she continues walking, she stepped on a large thorn and said, "Ouch!"

The male redoubled his efforts, and said, "Take it, bitch."

I suppose that ant may congratulate himself for having had such a large impact on his surroundings. He'd certainly qualify as a tweak manufacturer, for sure!

;D
- The version I've heard - badman 08:45:01 09/16/11 (0)
  Has a much longer story- the elephant gets a thorn stuck, offers the mouse anything to pull it, he pulls it and tells the elephant his wish is to bang her, she agrees, a monkey sees this and starts laughing so hard he shakes a coconut loose which bonks the elephant's head. The rest you can figure out.
  
  Not sure which I prefer- the laughing monkey adds something but jokes are best when the story's short.
  
  Bass is supposed to sound big. 6.5" is not a woofer size.
- Haha - very funny. :-)) nt - andyr 18:55:55 08/30/11 (0)
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- RE: A male mouse fell in lust with an attractive female elephant.... - pictureguy 20:06:38 08/19/11 (1)
  Tony was addressing 'The Butterfly Effect' which is something else altogether....
  Too much is never enough
  - I was merely pointing out it isn't always the butterfly. Or, ant, in his earthquake example. * - Enophile 09:19:54 08/20/11 (0)
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