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A male mouse fell in lust with an attractive female elephant....

One day, he couldn't resist his impulses any longer and ran up the elephant's back leg as she strolled by...then he mounted her, making sweet mouse love to her glorious female parts.

As she continues walking, she stepped on a large thorn and said, "Ouch!"

The male redoubled his efforts, and said, "Take it, bitch."

I suppose that ant may congratulate himself for having had such a large impact on his surroundings. He'd certainly qualify as a tweak manufacturer, for sure!

;D




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