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I am not mad anymore.....

..... they are funny, actually:

'This auction is for the incredible Teleportation Tweak, direct from Machina Dynamica. The Teleportation Tweak is accomplished over the telephone via quantum teleportation during a call to Machina Dynamica. The tweak takes 20 seconds to complete. The customer may use either land line phone or cell phone.
The system does not have to be ON at the time of the telephone call, although if the customer wishes to A/B the Teleportation Tweak he should turn the system ON and allow it to warm up the customary time prior to the phone call. Then, the customer can evaluate some familiar recordings prior to and after the Teleportation Tweak is performed. The results of the Teleportation Tweak are obvious immediately and can even be heard while the Teleportation Tweak is being performed.
The benefits of the Teleportation Tweak include greater transparency, dynamics, frequency extension as well as more information and a more vivid and entertaining presentation.
The Teleportation Tweak will also improve the picture quality of any video system in the house, including PC, plasma, HDTV, etc.
The effects of the Teleportation are permanent. We have performed the Teleportation Tweak a great many times, always with outstanding results. The Teleportation Tweak will work anywhere in the world. The more phones in the house that are treated in this manner, the greater the results.'

Cheers,

Yves

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Topic - I am not mad anymore..... - Belgarchi 16:46:35 04/22/10 (52)
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