|
Rocky Road From Classic Rock to Progessive to hip hop to today's hot new tunes! |
Register / Login
|
In Reply to: HA! One Ton O'Mirrors! That's killer! -t posted by Bruce Kendall on December 2, 2006 at 09:13:01:
One ton tomato, I ate a one ton tomatoooooooooo-------I'm a simple man earning pesos,
Who works hard beneath the palms
I'm a simple man earning pesos,
Who works hard beneath the palms
But I had to let you all know
About my review of Miracle GrowOne ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoI poured on some Miracle Grow
The sun shines down in my garden
I poured on some Miracle Grow
The sun shines down in my garden
But, I can't pour on any more
I can't open the garden door.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoWe sold our big tomato
To the man from the Olive Garden
We sold our big tomato
To the man from the Olive Garden
I'll be able to educate my sons,
If I can grow another one.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoMy wife she made French fries,
But she vanished right before supper.
My wife she made French fries,
But she vanished right before supper.
She disappeared with a huge roar,
In the collapse of the kitchen floor.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoMy kids in the garden played now,
With caterpillars as big as ponies.
My kids in the garden played now,
With caterpillars as big as ponies.
Then we all hid in the 50-foot beans,
When we heard Mothra's sonic screams.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoI am writing this review so,
You will use the Miracle Grow.
I am writing this review so,
You will use the Miracle Grow.
You can make the plants grow double,
With the potting soil from Chernobyl.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potato
This post is made possible by the generous support of people like you and our sponsors:
Follow Ups
- I always heard it as - LWR 09:19:12 12/02/06 (2)
- My one ton tomato always needed one ton of mayo.........(nt) - Android 10:27:34 12/05/06 (0)
- I must be in some kind of daffy a$$ mood, - Bruce Kendall 10:19:38 12/02/06 (0)
Top of Page ]
[ Contact Us ]
[ Support/Wish List ]
[ Copyright © 2025, Audio Asylum, all rights reserved ]
