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In Reply to: Where does that end? posted by Victor Khomenko on February 2, 2025 at 09:23:17:
in the recent election.
IF you didn't vote, no transaction, you get nothing and may as well die.
IF you voted, uh, incorrectly, you pay a 33% premium above tag price.
IF you voted correctly, you get a 10% discount on tag price.
In order to make all this slightly more efficient all adults will be tattooed
on their forehead for instant ID* as to which category they are in. This should
mitigate the transaction process and also act as a warning to minors as to whom
to admire and be like, and whom to...avoid.
Tattoos can never be removed, but can be properly altered when
the folk paying a premium get their mind right before the next elections.
Of course this will have to succeed domestically before we start to outsource
it beyond borders, but by that time, them foreigners we have any financial
transactions with will realize that THIS TIME we are really very fucking serious!
* also handy for state border crossing laws that will soon be implemented and monitored.
"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination"-Michael McClure
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