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In Reply to: Californistan!!!!... posted by musetap on September 18, 2023 at 21:51:14:
Including enough water to fill a swimming pool :(
Borat's O Kazakhstan
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields
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Follow Ups
- Yeah, but a few of those 'stans have natural resources... - Jay Buridan 08:12:18 09/19/23 (2)
- Gooduseofstan... - musetap 22:31:59 09/19/23 (0)
- RE: Yeah, but a few of those 'stans have natural resources... - pictureguy 10:30:49 09/19/23 (0)