"laying pipe"...

"laying pipe"...

Posted by Waxxy (A) on May 3, 2021 at 15:17:33

In Reply to: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? posted by tinear on May 3, 2021 at 10:43:44:

My daddy worked construction
My brother too
He got me in the union
I'm payin' my dues
Oh but the woman I love
Has expensive taste
She's never satisfied
The latest things
A diamond ring
A car with an ultra-glide
I work so hard
Payin' for all that stuff
Eight shifts a week
It's never enough
I'm layin' pipe all night long
Layin' pipe
I'm workin' so hard
I'm layin' pipe
All night long
Layin' pipe
To satisfy that woman
I don't mind working
If the money's okay
I take the night shift
I sleep all day
Dust and mud is in my blood
Underground cable in my way
I punch a clock and start my rig
Don't know how deep I might have to dig
I wish I had a million dollars
To buy her everything she needs
She'd only come back for more and more
And more and more and more and more and more
I'm layin' pipe
All night long
Layin' pipe
I'm working so hard
I'm layin' pipe
All night long
Layin' pipe
To satisfy that woman
I put the pipe in
I pull it out again
My back is so sore
I can't work much more
I can't get my traction
The ground's too wet
I take a ten minute break
Ah smoke a cigarette
I don't mind the night shift
The cool breeze when the sun goes down
Winter time the ground is hard
Take twice as long to drill down
I'm layin' pipe
All night long
Layin' pipe
I'm working so hard
I'm layin' pipe
All night long
Layin' pipe
To satisfy that woman

-David Wilcox

YouTube - David Wilcox ; Laying Pipe (Open in New Window)

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Topic - Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - tinear 10:43:44 05/03/21 (23)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - JDK 00:16:56 05/05/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - rivervalley817 18:38:09 05/04/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - Ned 18:25:41 05/04/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - Daveslater 11:39:36 05/04/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - G Squared 05:49:29 05/04/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - fantja 01:15:51 05/04/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - rivervalley817 19:52:36 05/03/21 (0)

G rated - srdavis2000 19:00:01 05/03/21 (0)

I'm a pretty good cook, sittin' on my groceries... - mhardy6647 16:48:32 05/03/21 (0)

Hiding the salami - merdy 15:37:13 05/03/21 (1)

RE: Hiding the salami - rivervalley817 15:57:57 05/03/21 (0)

"laying pipe"... - Waxxy 15:17:33 05/03/21 (0)

RE: Best euphemism you've heard for having sex? - mg16 15:11:13 05/03/21 (0)

Not the most original, but favorite is "baking cookies". nt. - MWE 14:39:38 05/03/21 (0)

It's always about euphemism, never me-phemism. - free.ranger 12:23:56 05/03/21 (3)

RE: It's always about euphemism, never me-phemism. - Goober58 08:45:27 05/04/21 (0)

me-phemism will make you go blind - Jay Buridan 13:40:30 05/03/21 (1)

+1. nt - tinear 17:05:28 05/03/21 (0)

"Pile Driving" ? - peppy m. 11:08:21 05/03/21 (1)

Pile Driver was also a drink — Prune Juice and Whiskey - Jay Buridan 11:29:03 05/03/21 (0)

Doing the Horizontal Polka - Jay Buridan 10:55:23 05/03/21 (2)

"Dancing is the vertical expression of a - tinear 17:07:01 05/03/21 (0)

"Horizonal Refreshments" - a phrase from the American civil war. (nt) - vacuous 11:36:52 05/03/21 (0)

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