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Music Lane It's all about the music, dude! Sit down, relax and listen to some tunes. |
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Music Lane It's all about the music, dude! Sit down, relax and listen to some tunes. |
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In Reply to: Bad Christmas songs posted by Amphissa on December 6, 2006 at 14:13:27:
Amphissa,Your moniker reminds me of the name I've forgotten for those large Ancient Grecian pottery shipping jars - out of curiosity, to what does it refer?
Enough pleasantries! There is nothing so important to overall year-end retail revenues than Christmas music. Consequently, when making such anti-Christams comments, it's important to remember that "Santa Claus" is always watching:
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' ya why
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN !He knows when you've been sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE !-And he's makin' a "LIST" and checkin' it TWICE! And, Santa is far from immune from a few black marks himself. Because he gives away everything for nothing, to cut costs he uses some kind of forced labour of the vertically challenged. Further, Santa apparently continues to tolerate nose discrimination among the the reindeer- who apparently have no retirement plan. Almost 99.9% of all Marzipan north of the Arctic Circle is made by Santa Inc. and what are the Elves' pay and benefits?- Two candycanes and two weeks per year in Miami!
Are you on that "list"? Yes- I mean YOU! -Absolutely you are, and according to information, your individual listing and all those black marks were checked- according to standard- twice!
There's a rumour that Homeland Security is using warrantless Santa's list tapping!
Personally, for Christmas music, I prefer Thomas Tallis and Bach Cantatas.
Now, I remember- they're called "Amphora."
Cheers,Bambi B
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Follow Ups
- Only the insane don't realise that Santa Claus is watching them all the time! - Bambi B 18:32:12 12/06/06 (5)
- Amphissa, Amphora, what's the diff - Amphissa 20:10:35 12/06/06 (4)
- Re: Amphissa, Amphora, what's the diff - erik 04:08:23 12/07/06 (3)
- Re: Amphissa, Amphora, what's the diff - Amphissa 08:07:18 12/07/06 (2)
- Re: Amphissa, Amphora, what's the diff - erik 16:07:37 12/07/06 (1)
- Guess you haven't learned that in some languages, "a" is a male ending. nt - clarkjohnsen 11:18:00 12/16/06 (0)
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