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had McDonalds yesterday, wound up calling in sick today

I went out to McDonalds with a friend of mine and his wife yesterday, would be the first time I had McDonalds in 5 years like that.

after spending 2 hours this morning trying to get that Big Mac #1 meal into the toilet stall I had to call in sick because I would have been 3 hours late had I left when I was done expunging it.

I remember sitting there on the throne and looking at the clock, it was time to start work, everyone already there and here I am at home sitting on the toilet.

I haven't had McDonalds in about 5 years, now I know why.


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